English 101
"England and America are two countries separated by the same language." - George Bernard Shaw ** TRIGGER WARNING ** I have been informed by my mother-in-law that my blog contains too much profanity. This installment is no exception. Be warned, the following blog entry contains significant linguistic discussions of profanity. If you are my mother-in-law, or are otherwise offended by swearing, please do not read the following: As you know, the Turks and Caicos Islands are a British Overseas Territory. This means, of course, that English is the language of the realm. It was one of the reasons Amy and I chose this place to relocate. As a former attorney, I felt I had a good grasp of the English language, its nuances, and use. However, once we spent some time on the island, it became apparent that I had absolutely no fucking idea of how to speak what I thought was my native tongue. My education in the English language was primarily admini...