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Why Hurricanes Suck- Part III: The Aftermath

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The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it.  Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

Well, first and foremost, I can tell you hurricanes cause a physiological effect the morning after.  That effect feels a lot like a hangover.  However, through science, I have decided that the effect is really the prolonged exposure to low barometric pressure and humidity.  Either way, the morning after the hurricane felt like you had just gone through a hurricane.

I got up pretty early.  For some reason, Amy and the guys were still sleeping.  I opened the door from the bedroom, and it pretty much looked like the place had been through a hurricane.  There was water everywhere.  Parts of the ceiling were on the floor.  There were eight empty bottles of wine and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels.  I mean, I've been to some holy-shit level parties, but this was bad.  I seemed to remember the roof tearing off, and went out to see that yes, it was not …